Anna Jorgensen Writer

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Me, myself and I: A cross between Jim Carrey (animated, goofy, clumsy), Chelsea Handler (sarcastic, bitter, potty-mouth), Brigitte Bardot (tortured soul, woman-child, 70s hair--plus I just love her).

My Purpose (efficiently compacted): Be happy. Entertain. Inspire.

My Purpose (read-on-iPad-in-bathroom-constipated-day-after-eating-block-of-cheese version):
•Inspire connection, communication and courage with oh-my-God-I-thought-I-was-the-only-one-who-thought-that-thank-you-I’m-not-crazy relatable prose.
•Stir women to embrace their authentic selves, to go for their soul’s goals, and laugh when we stumble in our chic, high-heeled shoes along the way.
•Rouse men to contemplate the female mind (mine) in an effort to understand us better—or chuckle when we topple but then help us up! (Notice how I used the word ‘rouse’? And you thought that was on accident. Oh, ye of little faith.)
•Encourage acceptance of ourselves and others' differences and what is. We all struggle along the way. We have thoughts we are certain are right and maybe they are right for us, but maybe they’re not right for someone else—and sometimes, maybe they’re not even right best for us! We all have our own movies playing in our minds that no one else is experiencing! If we learn to lead with love and grow into our own highest potential while remaining (or becoming) open-minded, it becomes easier to see the best in others. And this actually makes us feel better. (No, really.) End rant.
•Allow loving intentions in unconventional ways. What if we were allowed to laugh at ourselves—and others!—when we end up with ketchup on our white shirt? What if we believe everything we do is motivated by and diffused down to love? It could happen.
•Relate my A-ha! moments that have lead me to joy (or at least less bitterness) and that others may learn from, or be reminded of if they already knew, those smarty pants!
•Promote politically incorrect okayness, because society is ridiculous and if our intention is love and if we can laugh at it all then we might just survive this journey. (Plus, laughing feels good and releases oxytocin, which is the same chemical that our bodies release when we hug someone or have an orgasm and since I. Am. Still. Single. then laughing is my consolation prize, damn it.) Lighten up, people! (

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